FIST
Today, I was two federal agents, a whole airport, said airport's security, and an environmental scientist. I gave my agents this briefing:
The CIA has been irradiating hummingbirds, fusing them irrevocably with biohazardous material, and planning to use them to destroy world-famous scientist Professor Serizawa, a hopeless romantic who has - allegedly - found hard proof of the source of life on Earth.
Prof. Serizawa is travelling through Big City Airport to catch a charter plane to a press conference in Largeopolis; the agency is attempting to stop her from getting onto that plane. It is your mission to see that she does.
I will leave it to Agent Spam to summarise how it played out:
of course i failed after blinding myself with pepper spray and getting punched by the hulk and then getting trapped within a burning building while the hulk tangoed away into the cargo hold of an airplane being piloted by one of the other agents with no flight experience.
It's 23rd July 2026. FIST: You probably already own it.1