Today, I was...

an Ashborne Apostle

Today, I was someone who let the accumulation of their offerings to dead gods coated my body, calcifying my flesh into incense.1

I was in a group of badly equipped adventurers into a cave complex leading to a sphinx. Wishes were granted. It did not go great for the group.

It's 17th April 2026. I am incensed.


  1. Copied verbatim from the custom classes included with Crown of Salt. Credit: The Dungeon's Key and Tania Herrero.