Today, I was...

a wizard, of sorts

Today, I was a wizard in London, at a messed up magic school. One of the puzzles was escaping a room on fire. My friend placed a surfer-like jock; I was a nerdy accountant swot.

A friend took me here for a night organised by No More Damsels as I move to yet another place.

It's 2019. I feel like there's a pattern here.